spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
It was like getting head from an anaconda
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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