she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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