so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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