Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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