Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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