it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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