quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
