so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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