I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Randomize
