we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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