Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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