i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
