What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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