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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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