There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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