the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize
