so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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