i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He called his prostate his "boner button".
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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