i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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I need you to use more vowels.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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