Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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