my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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