There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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