Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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