that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
operation harelip BJ is a go
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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