I need help removing her.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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