The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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