This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
