Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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