What a fucking waste of an outfit
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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