let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
the liver wants what the liver wants
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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