Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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