Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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