We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
he fucked my hip out of place.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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