come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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