Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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