My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Randomize
