your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I am full of burrito and curiosity
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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