Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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