But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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