I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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