Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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