DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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