And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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