I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
she peed on how many people?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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