we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I just found a bag of teeth...
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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