I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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