Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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You. Win. At. Life.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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