You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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