My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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