talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
